Beauty shall be in the heart, not the face. Baby, I'm in the land of hopes and dreams
ericnally:

im the best snapchatter ever

ericnally:

im the best snapchatter ever

(Source: christinaricci, via rabioheab)

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

(Source: merrybandofpranksterss, via heteroscout)

thorhead:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING
THIS IS HOW THEY FILMED THE HULK/THOR FIGHT SCENE
HELP

thorhead:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

THIS IS HOW THEY FILMED THE HULK/THOR FIGHT SCENE

HELP

(Source: lucithor, via heteroscout)

wartortles:

lonewolfheart:

wartortles:

im like horny for 30 hours a day

**correction. 69 hours a day**

thats just stupid theres not even 69 hours in a day

(Source: kelvinbenjamin, via heteroscout)

rsapberry:

the-fake-truth:

inbecillus:

an-idle-teen:

inbecillus:

I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else

I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship

I love food but I don’t want to get fat

I want money but dont want a job

look it’s my entire life in a post 

(via heteroscout)

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

me taking a picture of my pancakes

then me taking a picture of my pancakes as i fell down the stairs because i wasn’t paying attention because i was taking a picture of my pancakes

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tsubomicode:

i’m 600% done 

my sister just came home and i asked her why she was an hour late since today was orientation and she goes, “i had detention” and i’m like how the fuck do you get detention on orientation day and she says, “when i walked into my homeroom my teacher asked all of us why we came to this school and i told her i came to fuck bitches”

(Source: korumi, via heteroscout)

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

(via heteroscout)

burairium:

Obama selfies are the best selfies

burairium:

Obama selfies are the best selfies

(Source: garrettryne, via heteroscout)

k1mkardashian:

do you ever drink a glass of nice cold water and just like orgasm

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